darn that oooman!!!! this beta b the last time she make a cool outta me!!!! playing Monty’s woooo on her laptop, then too gleefully recording my bewildered response.. argh!!!!!!!!!!
i’m scheming.. i’m scheming… it’s payback time!!
Thwarted!
SIGH. the past 2 days the oooman’s mum has been arriving home to.. ME! 
yup! the escape artist does it again! hawoooooooo!!! yesterday i greeted her at the gate, today.. well.. i dont know why she cudn’t appreciate my warm welcome home wag!!!!!!! wat’s up with the ooomans!??!
it’s a mixed up world, it is!! 
tonite dat oooman tricked me!!!… MEEE!!!!!! i’m the brains around here.. wat was dat oooman thinking!??!?!!? cum to think abt it.. i’m the brawn too!!!!!!.. but let’s not get sidetracked in the matter..
she came home (and upon releasing me from my temporary prison the oooman’s mummy found that i cud reach up on the vanity top in the bathroom that deardeardear fluffy white 3ply Kleenex toilet paper!!!!!!!!!!!! 
YUM!!! the remnants were ALL OVER the place!!!!! sily oooman thot it was too emrabbassing to take a photo so i don’t have boasting proof *sulk*)
so anyway yea she came home and sneakily ..oh so veeeerrrrryyy sneakily stole out behind the house and called my name.. gee i mean.. what was an honest to goodness Huskypup supposed to do?!?!??? i heard her call from yonder so scrambled to find her!!! natural instinct!
the moment i popped my head out from the fencing.. BAM! it HIT me!!!!!! IT WAS A TRAP!!!!! TREACHERY!!!!!!! DECEIT!!!!!! MURRRRRDEEEERRR!!!!!!!!
..oh okok so it wasn’t so dramatic! no murder (altho there very well CUD HAV BEEN!!!).. but she found my escape hole!!!!!!! *WAIL* of all the dumb traps to fall into!!!.. argH!!!! how am i going to explain this to the Husky community!?!??! *WEEP* i stuck my head out of the hole n there she was!!!!!!!!!! all grins and glee.. oh that sickening feeling!!!!!! i wud’ve pinched myself if i cud!!!!
*sulk*
here’s a pic of the fence.. well..sorta..
ok, so it used to be quite short, the fencing.. perhaps not even a metre?!?! n can u see those yellow things?!?! YUP! RAFFIA!!!!!! i’ve been gnawing on them consistently.. which have made them pretty loose and then i force my head through, then the rest of my body follows pretty ingenious yeah??!?!
anyway it’s fenced up now .. sigh.. 
yup so this new one *sigh* this new one extends all the way to the ceiling!!!!!
i’ve ruined my chances.. it’s all my fault!!!!
share sum points of success tho
…sent the oooman on a hide-go-seek (me hide she seek, of course!) mission on her untouched shoe/sandal.. u know..the one where i just bit one shoe of the pair i took the good one, ..of course! she had to find her shoe, her slipper and the oooman dad’s sandals.
haroooooooooooo for us pups!!!!
it’s tough being a husky
so many things to do! i don’t even hav a pee-de-ay like the oooman, but i’m bzier than her! can’t let her in on my plans, so very often i pretend to b asleep so she’ll think i’m all cute and innocent 
it gives me time to be alone to organise the agenda for the day..
here’s evidence ..the fruit of all my labour!!!.. i bring to u.. the FEASTING!!!!!!!!!!! *wild eyes look*
my chewy.. then the pink horror..
the carpet.. of course! the tough exterior is no match for my teeth, …milk still as they are.. a little nibble on the chewy and i’m “out” to do more devious scheming..
this nex pic i am MOST proud of!
the oooman was so plump pleased with herself for getting sum shoes at a bargain (dont ask me what that means.. i’m stil figuring!) she wore them.. ONCE..
then the very next day, i reli couldn’t stand it any longer!i clawed at the fencing and chewed my way out of the wet kitchen area!!!!! i must say.. i do have boasting rights!!! after all, i chewed through none other than.. *drumroolll PLEASE!!!* metal chicken wire!!!!!! hurooooooooooooO!!!!and he-LOOO garden!!!!!
i don’t know wat the oooman was so agitated abt.. after all, i did select among all the footwear available n picked hers out!!!! her shoes, her slippers, her sandals.. oh!..and i thot i’d better not play favourites so i took her dad’s shoes as an honorary gesture.. *pleased with self*
after careful selection.. i carefully brot all these from the front of the house to the lush carpet grass at the back (oh yesyesyes!!!the lush and expensive grass that the oooman’s mum specifically did not want me on.. HAROOOOOOOO everySibe!!!!whatta victory!!! ) ..where was i.. oh yes.. i reli was careful in my selection.. then i brot them to the back garden, laid them out all around me..
and had a FEASTING!!!!!!!!!!! HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! here’s what i did to mark it as my shoe.. before her dad came home n broke the festivities
that’s the front of the buckle..
that’s the back..u can see i reli wana’t wasteful.. every bit of rubber/elastic i wanted to chew out of that black plastic thing was well n gone!
the other side was left untouched.. her dad’s such a party pooper!! *sulk*
back to the drawing board i guess..
i’ll seek my chewy to pacify myself..
..for now.
wooooo.
Save MOLLY!!
Looking to adopt an actiive beauty??! 
here’s Molly, a gorgeous locally bred Border Collie just waiting for a good home with a loving family. i’m a locally bred pup too! so i feel for her. altho my oooman has many (MAAAAANNNEEEE!!!!!) shortcomings, i know she loves me and i forgive her (far too) easily. poor Molly hasn’t had it easy, and reading her antics online …. reminds me of.. hey! ME! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!!!!!!!!!! *evil cackle* hiya, that oooman v bz with “earning kip” so i can’t show u my spoils of war..
the sofa..
her shoes (ooomanRay: I ONLY wore them ONE DAY!!!!!!!!!! *WAIL*)..*hiak!* *hiak!* ..
her mobile phone pouch,
that bobbing, tempting elephant that hangs from her mobile,
her dad’s socks,
her mum’s “suan mei” (sour prunes),
raffia string that’s used to tie fencing,
nice solid wooden chair legs,
telephone wire,
wooden rocking chair,
any kind of plastic bag/tissue paper,
ooooohhh!!! and clothes!!! i LOVE sticking my head in the cave (ooomanRay: front loading washing machine) to see what comes out of that big round hole.. treasures i’m sure! ..
and the best for last..
TOWELS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! they’re hours of FUN i’m sure!.. if only she’d stop wrapping me in them!!!! *darn!*
so anyroo.. (sorry..got distracted showing off..) don’t judge a bookpup by its coverbehaviour.. we’re all just looking for love and attention, and learning how to do that in human-appropriate ways. it’s not easy being the marginalised minority of society you know!!!!!
so all you ooomans out there.. to be owned byown a dog isn’t easy, but the returns on loyalty, companionship, love and forgiveness will all be worth it! the fun and our individual personalities are a BONUS! we just love watching u ooomans crack ur brains together trying to figure us out and finding out that we’ve outwitted u!!! hahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Molly, don’t be sad, i’m sure there are many ooomans out there who’d love you..and there’s a oooman match just waiting to happen! so be patient.. i got my match and after a month, am still straightening her out! mayb when u go to your loving home we cud get together to discuss strategies!!!!! *WINK*
*harrrooooooooo*
i’m 3 months!
as of yesterday well, actually if you count by weeks, i’m already 13weeks young. Monday i went to see the lovely Dr Teo again..she’s so nice..let’s me on her table, tells me truths (like i’m pretty, i’m cute, i’m a good girl..etc) and feeds me chewy things (Ray:hahaha yeah like the heartworm pill..) i got weighed again.. i’m 6.7kilos and growing! heheheh.. the ooomanRay keeps saying she wants to measure me for height but she keeps putting it off.. typical *roll eyes* i would have had photos to upload too.. if only she’d get off her butt and quit procrastinating abt uploading them from her mobile!!!! *daggers*
she already owes me much playtime and attention.. she says it’s not her fault she has to.. what?.. earn her kip.. what in the woooo is that?!?!.. all i know is.. she leaves after breakfast, and comes home only in time for supper. how’s she gona look after an energetic pup like me with a timetable like that?!?!?! …ggrrrrrrroooooooooooooooowll!!!!!!!!!
anyroo though, she did spend all of monday afternoon with me.. so that’s cool.. …for now.
gotta find something to chew..
year of the (Greeeeedy) Pig!
yup! it’s the yr of the PIG.. MEEEE the greeeeedddyy pig! but i wasnt born this yr.. so not that apt after all.. but still.. apparently i eat too fast.. what the woo.. i mean.. how else do huskies eat?!?! slowly?.. not like there’s not an inch of refinement in the way i devour my food.. i’m pretty well mannered.. in a manner of speaking..
Dr Teo from Allpets suggested to ooomanRay that she feed in small portions.. SMALL PORTIONS!??!?! where’s the JOY of eating in THAT!??!?! anywoo the oooman has tried it and instead of ROBBING me the DELIGHTS of my meals, she has resorted to taking my bowl away at intervals. she thinks it’s a handy way to get me to learn how to ’sit’ more, since she always makes me do a ’sit’ before feeding me. i fail to see her point – i stand to eat anywoo!!! but it’s ok.. i just sit for like a second.. or two at most.. then i start clawing the bowl!!! HARRROOOOO!!!!!!
unfortunately.. my tum-tum doesn’t handle the chow-down too well.. espeically today for sum reason!!!! ugh! puked 2x from eating too fast.. bleh.. i hope this doesn’t mean meal-times by the spoonful!!!!
*whimperoooooowwwwlll*
Shih Tzu FOUND in Jurong, Singapore!
is she yours or a friend’s??
Found Brown White Female Shih Tzu,
Short coat around Blk 633 Jurong West St 65 near Jurong Point.
Owner or friends of owner, please call 91919088 (Vincent) or call 6100 PETZ (6100 7389).
stock take
i got my oooman to take sum pics of my stuff, since this is my blog.. she has a big camera, but always only uses her phone to take pics.. *roll eyes*.. wasting money i tell u.. her excuse is that by the time she gets the camera out i’ve gone n ruined the shot. *bah!*
ok..so here’s the orientation to puppy toys..
1st up, we don’t have a nice piccy of my Horsey..but here’s the bits of it still alive..
it’s ear and ..well.. what’s that brown thing!??!.. hair?!?!?! well watever it is they’re torn.. my milk teeth are sooo goooood can’t wait 4 the permanent ones to grow out.. i’ll rip this smiling pink horror apart!!!!
ok next up.. umm.. OH! the chewies!!!! i have 2.. the pic doesn’t reli show how much saliva & effort i’ve put into it..
rite. moving on..
wooooooOoo!!!!!! ooomanRay’s mum gave me this one! ooomanRay’s brother’s dogs had lain on it so much her mum did sum spring cleaning then realised it cudn’t b zipped off to wash!!! hahahahaha so IT’S MIIIIIIINE!!!!!!!!!! joy! the silly ooomanRay tried to play tug-of-war with me and with my *ahem* strong milk teeth it ripped when she tried to take it from me!!! that’ll teach her!!! now she’s got to patch it up for me
ok. oooman did take pics of my food/medicines/etc.. but they’re boring.. let me demonstrate instead how i put my strong teeth to good use!
yup! i’m so blurry-lookin cuz i’m just so fast prancing & pouncing on to that pink horror..
make no mistake!.. that isn’t merely a brazen look in my eyes.. that’s the signal of complete exhilaration & satisfactioN!
ok..after all that talking i’m thirsty!!!!.. beta get back to the toys..
EH??!?
ok gota check that OUT!.. catchalaterwooooooooo!!!
customizable headers!!!
ok so i’ve been changing my theme.. A LOT! i cant find 1 i reli like.. those i reli like don’t have customizable headers..those i don’t reli fancy, do! decisions decisions.. sigh.
guess it’s sleep time again then..
what’s with “Oakley”??
and my oooman thot my name was sooooo special!..*roll eyes* well.. it is!!! but only because it’s my name and not because she thot of it.. she thinks i look like i’m wearing goggles/sunnies so since she likes the brand Oakley, decided on that.
WELL GUESS WHAT!??!?!!? it’s not sooo exclusive a name after all!!!! check these out!!!! —
Female Oakley from KS
Oakley the White
another girl Oakley
a male Oakley! (he’s no.12)
this Oakley’s a GSD X Husky mix!
so i guess from the above we can safely refute all my oooman’s friends who think “Oakley” is a guy’s name.. WRRROOOOOOOONNNGGGG.. 5 out of 6 Oakleys are GIRLS!!! so there!
initially tho..the oooman..FICKLE as ever.. gave me the middle name ‘Dart’ ..of course again.. after the sunnies.. plus i was (apparently) darting ard a lot too.. so it was quite poetic..
after a certain INCIDENT and a week of being a normal Husky (ooomanEdit: hyper naughty) pup (Oakley: HAROOOOoo.. sulk!) she thot she’d better change my name to a more …(hurumph!!) “genteeeelllee” one in the fat (ooomanEdit: Oakley stop being rude!!!) hope (Oakley: SUPERSULK) i’d calm down a little.. henceforth my name has officially (and hopefully never to change again) become Oakley Juliet Husky. ..”Juliet”.. wat a woosy name for a Husky!!!.. i’m going to sulk under my fav dish washer door..
