i went there thinking there’d b cool pups to meet.. well.. there was.. one!.. cos i dropped by on the wrong day! woooooo! haha! Vodka was there.. quite the cool lab but i totally owned him!..unfortunately.. i kept being restrained from being overtoo friendly ..wat was that word they used?.. dominant?? *pooooh* wat’s the use of having sum great canine company and not take full advantagemake full use of it!??!?

pics the ooman tried to take

there is this immediate difference that’s evident in the photos I take and the lame pics the oooman takes.. *roll my beautiful eyes*

u reli dont realise what i have to suffer.. going through all these lame motions.. y doesn’t she try to take me majestically galloping across the West Coast Dog Run? or victoriously clenching that irritatingly plumed psychobird in my mouth? or barkingtelling off that ridiculous whinny wooose of a german sheep to be quiet?.. nooooooooooo.. she goes and grabs me when i’m taking my beauty rest so that she can take lame-o photos!!.. *weep* save me!!!

yup! swimming sure is hard work!

that silly ooman keeps insisting i’m afraid of the water!.. *poohwoo!* i just don’t like all the SAND sticking to me and my fur!.. silly ooman keeps trying to make me ‘sit, sit’ or ‘down, down’.. on the SAND!!! she’s CRAZZZYYY!!!!! do u know how fluffy my glorious butt is!!? and to get SAND all stuck there? uh-uh! NO THANK U!..

i didn

i know u saw them in my last entry.. bt i forgot to introdoooce them.. 2 are york-shy and 1′s a mal-cheese. the york-shy featured is Heroo.. but Cootie was too shy a york-shy to take pics.. the cheese is Lady.. hahahaha..whatta name they were sooooo not FUN! besides not having them as snacks playmates, their owner didn’t share her MacDonald’s FRIES with me!! *uugh!* of all the rudeness!.. *shudder*

mmMmMm.. this is the life

sleep sleep sleep.. the MOST important ingredient to my wonderfulness! bt look at that goofy neck thingamajig! hawooooooo!! not my colour, not my style!!!.. *shriek!* just cos the cheapskate ooman got it free from the National Dog Run last yr.. *rooooll eyes with me now*.. 

i turn ONE!

HARRRRROOOOOOOOOOOOOO pups! i’m ONE!!!!!!! ;D about time! cake was special order.. hmm.. cant remember which bakery i got it from.. ;p bleh.. hhahahaharrroo!

before.. and TADA!.. now!

time to reminise abt the younger, cuter dayz.. wooooo!!!! ain’t i soooo enchanting?!?!? i stil remember that ride like it was yesterday!.. i puked on that greeny ooman! ;D WAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

well, i’l close this entry with my fav oomans heh! those i OWN of course!

fav ooomans!!! ;D

 yup.. that’s me keeping my ooman close. lest she tries to sneak away.. don’t know what that ridiculous look on her face means.. *pah!* silly ooman as usual.. i’m gona gnaw on that pointing finger..

anyway.. that was the trip with the 3 drips.. HAHA! here.. i’ll show u..

little drips ;p

wel at the least, she managed to hav the sense to bring a camera that cud record sum VIDEOS OF ME!!!!! WHEEEEE!!! but first.. sum stills

here, first.. are sum kibbles.. nibbl i mean.. friends i met..
a chee-woo-woo-

i kept trying to bite i mean.. say HI.. but each time i nibblenudged it that little soggy kibble kept dipping under the water.. how un-fun!..
then there was that shee-woo-

yup..that one in the background.. um.. it didn’t reli swim (but then again..neither did i!!!!!! muahahahahawooooo!!!)

the oooman was having WAAAAYY too much fun at my expense.. i mean c’mon!!! u take me to uncharted waters n expect ME to swim on demand?!?!?!?!?!.. i mean.. how long have i owned you already!?!?!?.. here’s how i let that oooman know how i felt..

yup! got her all nice n sandy n salty!

of course there was much frolicking to be done..

but at my own distractiondiscretion of course!

oh yea.. the oooman grace came along tooo…

*HENG* (translation: luckily) she came.. cos it was HER camera afterall!!!! ain’t i just GORGEOUS?!??!??

quitta few kids thot so anyhoo they just adoooorrrred me! so naturally i took the opportunity to show off a little…

well, just to continue from where i left off.. (b4 i got distracted by my own gorgeousness that is).. here’s how i let the oooman grace know who reli was in charge that day..

*chortle*.. ha-ooooowwwwwwwwrrrrrrr!!!!!

it was a real good day, if i say so myself (NOT to compensate for my month-day of course!) here’s a snippet..

ok..the other video is just taking TOOOOOOOO LOOOOOOOOONnnng to load so i’ll just go ahead with these for starters.. i’m tired.. woo000-rrrrrr. ..(well.. it’s the best i can spell how i sound when im tired)

anyway.. so many things have happened.. um.. where do i start!??! that LAAZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE ooman wont upload her phone pics?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!… ARGH! now if they made cameras for dogs.. man this blog wud b outta site!!!!! ;D but since there isn’t one n this IS essentially a ooman driven one *BLEH* n *CHOKE* …*sigh*.. u’ll hav to b sad-tisfied wif this..

ok let me think… well there was the endless exciting new discoveries in the.. GARDEN.. WOW! i wonder wat all the hassle was with trying to keep me away from it?!?!.. it’s HEAVEN!!!!!!!!..endless money plants to chew..they even serve as my “landing pad” if i “launch” from the tiled pavement.. there’s the orchids.. OH!!! the dong-dong (NO.. not pong-pong.. that’s poisonous!) tree that they keep trying to plant but that i keep digging up again!!!! (HUSKIes RULE!)…they finally resorted to fencing it off… sigh. MAJOR blow to my month’s plans.. but anyway.. there’s still the aloe vera (pretty juicy i can tell u!), pandan leaves..the odd rag hanging to dry (they just havent learnt their lesson!!!!), i even try to bring ‘heaven’ into the home.. but u know what??! those ingrates jus keep shouting at me!!! especially the ooman’s mom.. *SULK* the fuss she makes… u’d think i was bringing sum filth into the house! maaaaann.. *wwwwoooooooooorrroooooo* i’ve never been so wronged! let’s think of happi things..
OHOHOH!!! the CACTI!!!!!! ooooohh they’re the MOST INTERESTING things.. EVER!!!!!!! *salivate* *drool* (ray: OUCH Oakley! not nice!) is it MY fault that they dont bother me but only stick to oomans???.. geewhiz that’s wat double coats r for rite!??!.. silly weak ooman skin.. but okok.. i pity the poor ooman.. who had to suffer a variety of cacti needles just to clear my coat of the residue cacti embedded in my coat.. thank u *slobbery kiss* *nuzzle* …oh. yea. it was cus of the nuzzling that she got the needles. oh well.. cant fault me for being AFFECTIONATE!!!!!!

wat else did i get up to? oh yeah.. i had my timeouts.. chained to the stairs but i was appropriately sorry for it.. and LOOKED so!.. i reli dont understand y the ooman keeps saying “mai kei kei” (translate: stop pretending) to me.. i mean.. seriously now! that sorry face is GENUINE!!!!!!!!!!! *INNOCENT EYES*

the highlights???

WEST COAST DOG RUN!!!!!!!!!!!

*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*

no pics.. cos the sorry lame bobo ooman INSISTS that it’s such a torture to watch me terrorize the smaller dogs that she cant even stop to snap a pic lest i slaperr bully ehh.. tag.. one of them!.. *DUH* HEEEEELLL-OOOO!!!?!?!?? she ought to be proud she’s the owner of the friendliest dog alive!!!!!!!!! *snub!* pooh! shant bother abt her.. i’m quite the angel too!.. i come when she calls… if i’m not pre-engaged in conversing with a fellow canine.. hmmmmmm. or scratching..

basically it takes alot out of me to interact.. play.. dominatepat on the back some pals.. so all i can do when i get home is.. well.. a picture is worth a thousand words..

woo.

we got to the doc’s.. LATE. so waited we did.. ooooohhhhh i’m all of 9kilos of sweetness!!! yup! yup! turning out really well, i am! dr Teo wasn’t in.. so it was dr Seah.. apparently, she’s the oooman’s friend’s friend. anywoo, she’s real sweet! she gave me a clean bill of health n said everything was right as rain.. she shd’ve told the oooman she needed to FEED ME more!!!!.. *drat*… a missed opportunity!..

the oooman took the lunar new year holidays to take sum REAL photos of me (FINALLY!!!!) with her camera (as opposed to her phone!). my coat’s changing nicely and i’m quite proud of my current markings.. *flashy smile*

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the oooman tinks i sit very unladylike-ly… *snort* like she knows anything abt it!

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don’t b deceived by that demure, placid pose.. the oooman made me run ard n pant before she brought out her cam.. devious as usual..

there are many more pics on her phone.. but she just won’t gimmie it!!! *argh*.. meanie! she claims it’s retribution for nipping at her hands while she tried to trim my paw fur.. how wud she like it if i kept holding her feet down n tickling her at her most sensitive spots!??!?!?! *roll eyes again*

she’s being a meanie.
anywoo at least now i get to go OUT!!!! FREEEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMM!!!!!!!!! WOOO HOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! the oooman’s mum was nice enough to let me go in n out of the house as i please.. yea.. that’s how i must b treated!.. *wooo!*

last i checked, my blog was on like page 6 or 7 if you typed “oakley” and “husky” into Google search.. TODAY.. i’m on the first page!!!!!!!!!!!!!

*DING* *DING* *DING*

AH!… so this is satisfaction.. *mmmmmmmmm*