it’s been too long. that ridikerrooos ooman is driving me insane without giving me venting time! argh! that a whole month’s worth now!!! she didn’t even celebrate my 5th month-day! 
*WEEP* she promises the 6th month will b beta.. i’m smelling a RAT!!! speaking of which.. I CAUGHT A BIRD over the weekend!!! 
*smack* ..well, that OOMAN wasn’t home.. (she’s making it too much of a habit!) but i carefully “guarded” it for the ooman’s parents to gawk at.. certainly praise-worthy i must say!..her dad thot so anyway.. can’t speak for her moooomm.. who rushed to rescue the little prey n even put a little dish of water.. oh c’mon!!!!!!.. it was a little curious bite nibble!!!.. nothing serious.. *sulk*
anyway.. so many things have happened.. um.. where do i start!??! that LAAZZZZZZEEEEEEEEE ooman wont upload her phone pics?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!… ARGH! now if they made cameras for dogs.. man this blog wud b outta site!!!!! ;D but since there isn’t one n this IS essentially a ooman driven one *BLEH* n *CHOKE* …*sigh*.. u’ll hav to b sad-tisfied wif this..
ok let me think… well there was the endless exciting new discoveries in the.. GARDEN.. WOW! i wonder wat all the hassle was with trying to keep me away from it?!?!.. it’s HEAVEN!!!!!!!!..endless money plants to chew..they even serve as my “landing pad” if i “launch” from the tiled pavement.. there’s the orchids.. OH!!! the dong-dong (NO.. not pong-pong.. that’s poisonous!) tree that they keep trying to plant but that i keep digging up again!!!! 
(HUSKIes RULE!)…they finally resorted to fencing it off… sigh. MAJOR blow to my month’s plans.. but anyway.. there’s still the aloe vera (pretty juicy i can tell u!), pandan leaves..the odd rag hanging to dry (they just havent learnt their lesson!!!!), i even try to bring ‘heaven’ into the home.. but u know what??! those ingrates jus keep shouting at me!!! especially the ooman’s mom.. *SULK* the fuss she makes… u’d think i was bringing sum filth into the house! maaaaann.. *wwwwoooooooooorrroooooo* i’ve never been so wronged! let’s think of happi things..
OHOHOH!!! the CACTI!!!!!! ooooohh they’re the MOST INTERESTING things.. EVER!!!!!!! *salivate* *drool* (ray: OUCH Oakley! not nice!) is it MY fault that they dont bother me but only stick to oomans???.. geewhiz that’s wat double coats r for rite!??!.. silly weak ooman skin.. but okok.. i pity the poor ooman.. who had to suffer a variety of cacti needles just to clear my coat of the residue cacti embedded in my coat.. thank u *slobbery kiss* *nuzzle* …oh. yea. it was cus of the nuzzling that she got the needles. oh well.. cant fault me for being AFFECTIONATE!!!!!! 
wat else did i get up to? oh yeah.. i had my timeouts.. chained to the stairs 
but i was appropriately sorry for it.. and LOOKED so!.. 
i reli dont understand y the ooman keeps saying “mai kei kei” (translate: stop pretending) to me.. i mean.. seriously now! that sorry face is GENUINE!!!!!!!!!!! *INNOCENT EYES*
the highlights???
WEST COAST DOG RUN!!!!!!!!!!!
*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO*
no pics.. cos the sorry lame bobo ooman INSISTS that it’s such a torture to watch me terrorize the smaller dogs that she cant even stop to snap a pic lest i slaperr bully ehh.. tag.. one of them!.. *DUH* HEEEEELLL-OOOO!!!?!?!?? she ought to be proud she’s the owner of the friendliest dog alive!!!!!!!!! *snub!* pooh! shant bother abt her.. i’m quite the angel too!.. i come when she calls… if i’m not pre-engaged in conversing with a fellow canine.. hmmmmmm. or scratching.. 
basically it takes alot out of me to interact.. play.. dominatepat on the back some pals.. so all i can do when i get home is.. well.. a picture is worth a thousand words..
woo.
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